2009 NFL Season Forecast

AFC
-east: Miami
-north: Baltimore
-south: Indy
-west: Whale’s Vagina
-wildcards: New England, Pittsburgh

NFC
-east: Philly
-north: Green Bay
-south: Tampa Bay
-west: San Francisco
*wildcards: Giants, Cowgirls

Superbowl
Eagles over the Colts

To prove my predictions, I put forth that the Kansas City Chiefs* will arrive in the 3rd Quarter of tonight’s match, defeating both the Pittsburgh Steelers and Tennesse Titans.  Suck it, Nostradamus.

(*quarterbacked by Willem Dafoe)

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