Fat Bastard Gets Horny for Tarantino

According to an article on msn today: Mike Myers in Inglorious Bastards

Mike Myers has been cast in Queintin Tarantino’s upcoming remake titled, “Inglorious Bastards,” the long awaited film from Tarantino without “Grindhouse” in its title.

 

It’s good to hear Tarantino is finally moving forward on his long-awaited project, and by long-awaited I mean patiently forgotten until recently when news started to appear again related to the project. Most of us have been waiting since Kill Bill vol. 2 for a decent Tarantino film (“Death Proof,” though semi-cool in the theater, did not cut it for someone who dislikes overlong, unedited scenes of straight dialogue). Oh, and btw, we’re also still waiting for “Kill Bill: The Whole Bloody Affair.” 

What’s the deal Queintin? We’ve been waiting for your sixth masterpiece (or are we on seven by now?), and your sojourn into Grindhouse and Sin City was, for most of us, a waste of apparent talent. You made Pulp Fiction and Kill Bill; why limit yourself to niche films? Have you run out of juice? Finally realized that your films were a fad of the ’90s and won’t be successful on this new, cgi pampered, audience of the 21st century?

Just make your film Queintin, and don’t try to make it like some film of yesteryear. Do it your way. Gratuitous violence, twice as many f-bombs as needed, Samuel L. Jackson cameo and/or supporting role, and lots of twists and turns. Make us care about your work again, and for darns sake get on that Kill Bill: The Whole Bloody Affair. Seriously.

 

(to those expecting something funny)

sorry. i saw news. i posted news. it’s late. i studied 5 hours for law school tonight. perhaps my partner will wit it up.

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